Fox News presenter tells viewers it is a ‘fact’ that both Jesus and Santa Claus are white

English: Santa Claus as illustrated in , v. 52...

English: Santa Claus as illustrated in , v. 52, no. 1344 (December 3 1902), cover. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Megyn Kelly just seemed to be digging a bigger and bigger hole for herself!

 

White-Wash

For centuries we’ve been deceived,
we’ve all believed
that Jesus Christ was white
and Fox has now confirmed it’s right …..
Or not ….
maybe Fox has lost the plot
in the media ratings fight.

Now Jesus lived in the Middle East
so he was dark-skinned, swarthy at least.
Yes Christ was born in Bethlehem
but not the one in the State of Penn.

But Fox says Christ was white,
no need for second-sight;
thus spake presenter Megyn Kelly,
it must be true it was on the tele.

And Santa Claus is white as well.
Methinks it is a rat I smell.
For St. Nicholas was Greek, or was it Turkish?
So he was olive-skinned or maybe ‘murkish’.

When Megyn says that Santa’s not fiction
she reveals the depth of her erudition.
He lives in Lapland with reindeer and sled
and he’s white as the driven snow, she said.

Megyn says it’s verifiable fact,
the evidence incontrovertibly stacked.
Yes Megyn says that Santa is real
but dig down deep and here’s the deal –
Santa and his elvish crew
have a contract with Fox News too.

12th December 2013 – headline from the Independent

Notes:  “Fox News presenter tells viewers it is a ‘fact’ that both Jesus and Santa Claus are white.”  The row was prompted by an article published on the US website the Slate, entitled: ‘Santa Claus Should Not Be A White Man Anymore’.  In response Megyn Kelly, a presenter on the right-wing Fox News network, said “When I saw this headline I kinda laughed and I said, ‘Oh, this is ridiculous. Yet another person claiming it’s racist to have a white Santa  …..  Santa just is white.  Jesus was a white man too.  He was an historical figure; that’s a verifiable fact as is Santa.’”

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